User:Bobocheese

Shakespeare was a very hip guy he skateboarded and Surfed often. He even rode the wave that the meteor of 1857 caused when he was abducted by aliens and escaped their space craft breaking off a piece of metal and riding it like a surf board. The aliens watched this incredible feat and were amazed. They agreed to share with him secrets of the galaxy if he taught them to surf like pros. He did and spent many years with the aliens. Many of his plays were based on the stories he heard from tha aliens. Such as Romeo and Juliet the tragic story of two Psychiatrists who found out they shared a common love of extreme explosives. They put their minds together and in the end blew up Gunthyum the planet that's pieces are the asteroid belt.

Some of Shakespeare's other favorite pastimes included Boxing and Gambling in Atlantic City New Jersey and Las Vegas. (VIVA LAS VEGAS WOOT!!!)Shakespeare aquired much of his great fortune from card counting and cheating in Vegas he lived he the good life for 5 years before he was caught. He was stripped of all his money and left as a poor orphan in Quebec Canada. It was there that he joined his first gang, The Poets. Though their title was not threatening they were feared throughout Canada. They would rob books from libraries

His aunt was Charlemange IV he was beaten often by Charlemange but he still took her as his lover.

The story above is completely false and any information copied from it will also be completley false.