User:Bobsackamo123

CRYPTOZOOLOGY(Sasquatch isn't the only thing to look out for anymore!)

Be on the look-out for a strange man, possibly a bird watcher on your front lawn(even if you don't have any trees in the area. The man is approximately six and tall and very mysterious.   He may be angry and prone to flip you off if you yell at him. He may also have night vision goggles(this has not been varified yet). This man is also believed to be the ghost of Sasquatch possessing the body of a bird watcher(sometimes in a tree outfit). You might expect to see this elusive man around the Missouri area between the hours of 12:01 a.m. and 3:36 a.m. He is not believed to be armed or dangerous. He probably won't move until you try to aproach him and may appear to be looking in through your window. The creatures mother is quite possibly a demon which might explain why it is looking for birds(most likely owls) so early in the morning. These sitings might be coupled with recent reportings of pteradactyl screaches and the strong smell of tuna. This man-like beast seems to be invulnerable to mag lights to the head. But on the other hand he may just be very stubborn. There have also been other siting in people's yards all over California.