User:Bobstickle

Quotable quotes of Jimmy B, the tres sexual kent:

"Photos are for homosexuals, and im not a tourist."

"O.B.B.Z"

calls Ricky

"She's like a skinny chick, sept she got more on er"

"His putting on a fucking clinic... Please tell me u know what a clinic is?"

"Gameith of the yearith."

"HE WAS FUCKING 3 YARDS AWAY, BOOTS IT INTO IS FACE.. *palm comes out* *ball saved* FUCKKK OFFFF!!"

"I think i hate Liverpool more than i support Arsenal..."

"I'm like a pussycat, but I got more purrrrr..."

"See, I almost died... But I'm too much of a superstar to die so... FUCK YOU" *said to Pokemon Puzzle Challenge.*

"Tres *insert many various amounts of words here*"

"I dare say I like him so much that he'd turn for me."

"So Twilight is quite honestly the worst thing I've seen, thank god the DVD froze after 40 minutes."

"Dykeball"

Chucks jaffa onto desk* "OMG LOOK AT IT!! THERES ONLY HALF OF IT THERE!!

"Shit bloke."

"Top chick."

"Soft cock rock."

"No, no, no DONT TALK TO ME!!!" *continues to say no till person STFU

"Scarnnon?"

"DIMI ULLEH!!"

"Guten Tag."

"Spoofworthy"

"Tears are the best lube!"

"If Petrovski scores I will walk home."

"Soft"

"Soft effort"

"Stick it in!!"

"Luke's dad is going to hear about this!"

"BANANA"

"Nicki; the meaning of awesomeness comes from this one person please refer to pupil for info."

"Probab-lie"

"Possib-lie"

"So 'straight edge' I whip myself if I think about drinking, smoking or doing drugs!"

"Don't do DRUGS!!"

"There were about 7 to 13 girls there, but I'll say there were 74!"