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The Shivers of Cringe

A rather unpleasant feeling that comes over ones body causing them to either, feel uncomfortable, experience the urge to beat the catalyst with any nearby objects or leave the conversation entirely. This feeling may also have side effects, such as, facepalms, exasperated sighs or even a slight headache from the pure crap the disrupter has caused. The primary signs of The Shivers of Cringe may appear as a literal body shiver that goes down through the entire body, leaving the victim in most cases taken aback or completely flabbergasted. The Shivers of Cringe may lead to a victim wanting to "crawl deep into a hole and die" as some might say or even want to unalive themselves to get out of such a situation It causes very severe third degree second hand embarrassment ultimately leading to death. The causes of The Shivers of Cringe : They may be caused by someone nearby saying or doing something completely irrelevant or idiotic, or it may be caused by the nostalgic memories of pictures from ones childhood for example or even by seeing a video or hearing an audio where a human being does such complete bullshit it seems almost surreal.

Beware, The Shivers of Cringe are very harmful and may lead to death. So far it has lead to the suicide of almost 100 million people all over the world since 1978. The Shivers of Cringe are inescapable so your best chance of survival would be to just gouge your eyes out.

This is a work of pure fiction, but if you do feel the shivers one day, run.