User:Bogansaretop.

I am a stereotypical bogan. I pop the collar of my flanno when i'm going out. My name is Dazz. Darren McMaster. If you want to be formal, use my last name. Call me Macca. I live in Nielrex, top town. My neighbour is my best mate. Can't live without Kazza. There is not much to my life. Going to the pub getting maggot, good times, not much to brag about though. Cheers, Dazz.