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Matthew Thomas Fox, was born February 3, 1991. He is and will ever be a master creeper within the minds and hearts of anyone and everyone who has ever known him. He is the epidomy of a creeper and the role model for up and coming creepers. He is known the world over for texting perpetually and for stalking constantly. He claims to work at Shop Rite, which is debatable, although Shop Rite is the creeper capital of the world. Matt Fox is currently creating a book called "Creeping for Dummies", a handbook for wanna-be creepers. He is the inventor of the infamous question mark text.

== Early Life

He lives in Spotswood, thats really all we know, cuz he's a creeper.

== The Question Mark Text

The question mark text is one of odd porportions. It usually follows an average text, probably to get food, three minutes after the event has taken place. This is the secret weapon of the creeper, because apparently sending a piece of literature will make one retrieve their phone quicker. If the question mark text does not work, chances are you will get a double question mark, the "Big Bertha" if you will, of creepers. If this does not work the creeper swallows his pride and actually calls, you probably won't answer.

== The Look

The creeper's look is generally the same thing every day. Greasy hair, hat too big for his head, probably leaving the sticker on, as well as a wifebeater of either gray or black. The scent of axe bodyspray is the scent of a creeper. Terribly bad skin is also a factor, as well as an unshaven chin that looks as if it has been covered in pubic hair.

== History

This is a list of those who have been creeped on:

Shannon McDermott, Leah Poland, Amy Richards, Katie Naylor, Christine Lecorchick, Courtney Fay, Shannon Mahoney, Lisa Snure, That girl Sara from Shop Rite, His sister, Ashley, The list goes on....