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Saucism: -

Saucism - A philosophy of or pertaining to liberation of the lower classes in a select capitalist economy, whereby every liberated member is allowed to sip the precious sauce commodity free of economic ramifications on a personal or individual level. Saucism ardently strives to promote freedom of sauce and to prevent the decay of our morals, through holding them subject to personal avarice of sauce coveting. The Ideal saucist is someone who holds true, and is adroitly held to be pertaining to the communist or socialist way of life in strict relation to sauce. Not in relation to custard, that is custardism, nor in relation to condiments, which is condimentism. Seasoning is ok.

History: -

The initial emergance of saucism is ambiguous, all though it is believed to have first come to the view of the public on friday the 10th June 2005, better known as Fudge Friday. A day initially celebrated for its alliteration and chocolatey goodness, was to become synonomous for all time with saucist liberation. This was the date the Saucist manifesto was published by a hithero unknown coallition of devout saucist dissidents.

From humble beginning this coalition came, braving the fascist oppression and philosophical censorship that sought to undermine basic culinary rights and needs.

Every Tuesday evening, after the OC, our group of brave heroes, young free radicals used to risk their lives by expressing their dangerously destabilsing humanitarian views via the medium of telephone for minutes at a time. Eventually this base unarticulated feeling of oppression and sentiment expressed against, escallated and crystallised with an underground faction/ party with formiddable grasp of language, horrifying catchy slogans.

Example: - "Peace, land and sauce." "Sauce and force" "what do we want? Saucism! Whats the definition? Saucism - A philosophy of or pertaining to liberation of the lower classes in a select capitalist economy, whereby every liberated member is allowed to sip the precious sauce commodity free of economic ramifications on a personal or individual level. Saucism ardently strives to promote freedom of sauce and to prevent the decay of our morals, through holding them subject to personal avarice of sauce coveting. The Ideal saucist is someone who holds true, and is adroitly held to be pertaining to the communist or socialist way of life in strict relation to sauce. Not in relation to custard, that is custardism, nor in relation to condiments, which is condimentism. Seasoning is ok." "Got sauce?"

The Members: -

Initial members of the underground saucist faction, known as the Saucist Liberation Front (SLF) were as follows: -

Lord Heinz: - Emperor Big Red:- Chairman Lee Perins: - Underling Dijon Underling Ketchup Underling Terry aki Underling Campbell