User:Boisson~enwiki

Boisson
-Saving Wikipedia from the RAVAGES of BAD GRAMMAR.

Good grammar is the key to persuasion. Where would a good encyclopedia be without flawless grammar?

'Mrs. Advershaire visited the house of her troublesome student Ben. This is the conversation that follows:

A: Hello Ben. Where's your mother? B: She ain't here. A: Ben! Where's your grammar? B: She's in the kitchen, baking cookies.'