User:BoldAsLove511

First Guy: (said as buisness looking man with dry cleaned clothes draped over his back approaches)

Look at dude right here an' them tight old slacks Oh, look at the hair, I mean it's way pushed back The tie's mad ugly, its a horrible pick Somebody get me some pills, this dude is makin' me sick.

(business like man looks shy and ashmaed at first, then hands firs guy his dry cleaning)

Buisness man:

Hold on to my clean shirts, and please don't get em dirty Cause I know youre gonna drool when you hear me getting wordy. Cause Ima walkin talkin smack a human encycopedia You thought I'd stop there, but now I'm getting greedier I'm a promotion in motion and by now you got the notion That I got strategic plans comin out my ears My keypoints index will bring y'all to tears Turnin' pennies into dimes i shift paradigms So how you gonna let a marketing rep rip your rep and slip and dep rhyme schemes and that you mind only dreams in.

I bet youre all wonderin' why my rhyme is so tight...

I did stay at a holiday in express last night.

(takes his clothes from first rapper and continues on his way)