User:BombCraft8/Userboxes I wish existed

(Unfinished)

Here are a bunch of userboxes I wish existed:

"This user has beaten an extreme demon"

"This user turned Plagg into a sock"

"This user will do anything to ensure their userpage has as many userboxes as physically possible"

"This user fires in the hole"

"This user fights vandalism with [possessive pronoun] trusty [thing]"

"This user's userpage is a mess" (that one probably exists tbh)

"This user loves the first amendment"

"It will be a cold day in Hell before this user becomes an admin"