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Cara Noble

Cara Anne Noble (born May 28, 1991) is an Australia education student. After living in 4 countries and suffering education in 3 she is now confused and old. Noble is a well known drama queen who thinks that the world revolves around her. Strangely there are people that claim to be her friend or perhaps she has strange friends. She has won awards, most notably six months study in the USA. Alias – Obi-One-Kanobi, Fun size, C-unit, Carara

Early life
Noble was born in a barn in, South Africa. Her father, Andrew, is a scientist but changes jobs so frequently he should be a career’s advisor, and her mother, Michelle (née Millar), is moving yet again. The family moved to Canberra, Australia, when she was two years old. Noble has an older sister, Andrea, and an imaginary friend perfect reflection.

Noble was a happy go lucky child, mostly full of enthusiasm about life and showed extreme passion when she wasn’t happy. Her eye for fashion and desire to be on trend could not be supressed and even before she had reached her terrible twos she was an expert wardrobe co-ordinator and defiant in the face of mismatched colours!! The family moved to Townsville where she attended pre-school at Cranbrook. She used to Velcro herself to Jenna Cronin in a rouse to pass themselves off as Siamese twins so they wouldn’t be separated. At this early stage her performances started with the music of the Spice Girls, the start of a lifelong murdering of popular music classics. On another occasion she disappointed her cousin terribly when playing Barbies – she went off to the toilet and never came back poor Lauren had to go and search for her – she was asleep in the toilet. When awake she was fixated with hair offering to bruch/comb/do and ultimately cut your hair if you lost concentration.

High school was initially undertaken at Townsville Grammar  but the family moved to  Bangkok where she continued at Patana International School. Here she was part of the group of 12 and played netball. Amanda Summons claims to have lived within walking distance to Nobel and falsely claimed that Emporium, a large shopping centre was also in walking distance. A combination of laziness and an overprotective mother meant that to be in walking distance Emporium would have had to be in the next room. Another friend at Patana reports Noble was addicted to Chocolate Frappucinos and confirms the continued abuse of popular music via BAD karaoke in Phuket, dance routines to Britany Spears and Madonna “Me against the Music” and undisclosed activities in Vietnam. In year 10 Noble was shipped to Australia to complete high school at the Catholic school Stuartholme where she boarded. These were tough times initially as she was in Australia without immediate family, with weekends spent with extended family and friends. The motivation of her parents was to distance themselves from the temper tantrums face to face, but Skype’s only anti tantrum control is the hang up button. Common causes of the tantrums were ideas for assignments, amount of mobile credit remaining and the lack of wardrobe – she has been an anti-dress repeater for a long time now. Time spent at Stuartholme flew by distracted by the lives of the rich and famous – she couldn’t tell you a single soccer rule but knew which of the players were going out with her friends and how she drooled over the young Oliver Bligh. Days spent at South Bank, checking out the six packs could have been the start of her drinking problem.

University years
As Noble transitioned to university things in her life changed – the group of 12 became the blonde trio, and Frappucinos were replaced by a diet of Maccas and booze. However, for someone who loved to shop there were many blind spots. It has been reported that she has spent an hour deciding which bottle of wine to buy. The poor sales assistant (Andy) had the criteria of cheap, but not too cheap; sweet, but not too sweet; lots of standard drinks, but not too many and has to have a pretty label. He would recommend a bottle and then Cara would reply with “I do not like… pineapple… kiwi fruit… watermelon… grapes…”. Sounds like she has a drinking problem evidenced by being denied entry on her first time at the 2011 races for being ‘too drunk’. (In court her defense was that her heels being so high that she could not walk without stumbling).

Her manic obsession with self was displayed one fateful night Noble called Sam Lawton to pick her up from an unfamiliar location and then demanded he take her for "a cheese burger". She then continued to abuse him and his friend until they found a Maccas, in a place they had never been. Cara ate one bite of the cheeseburger than had had enough. Furthermore, Sam was new to Brisbane at the time and did not have a working GPS. But if you are interested in trying to date Cara (i) see a doctor immediately, (ii) change your name to Pete (unless your name is Pete), (iii) pouring beer down her back will never succeed (iv) comparing her cough to your cat is probably not the best pick-up line either (vi) be a 63 year old maths teacher and ask her to California to visit a zoo (v) she likes, shopping, drinking coffee, just plain drinking actually, beach trips (sautéing her skin), partying, car adventures and epic debrief sessions.

Despite her appearing to be high maintenance, and she is emotionally, it will be a cheap date with her preferred date destinations being Maccas, Jackpot Noodle Toowong, Coffee Club (only on cheap Tuesdays), a picnic by the UQ lakes or river or Mount Cootha lookout. It would appear prudent to take the bus with Cara. Many times Cara has not been able to park her car and has required her passenger to park the car for her while she sat with her head in her hands, eyes closed. Never insult her driving (though a wiser decision would be to never let her drive)

Cara in the USA
Cara was shipped to the USA on the day of the Brisbane floods in 2011. No one could handle the thought of her being around whilst the flat was flooding so her family made ever attempt to get her to the airport on time. When in the USA she had a readymade plan to make friends. The first time Amanda Kingsley met Cara, she came into Amanda’s room asking how to use the washing machine because she had never used one before – no wonder she smelled so bad! Noble waltzed into the room without knowing Amanda with washing detergent in hand and just looked so confused they ended up talking while Amanda helped her. This was the start of a great and clean friendship. She “fit in like a local” he sister reported about Cara in Boston. She can clearly shop in several languages.