User:Bonkers The Clown/A first-person narrative related to my talk page, something one should read before talking to me

Hello there, guy/gal/guy-gal, and I'm sure you have (most likely) visited my babble page, or else you wouldn't have gotten here. Wanna leave me a message? Sureeee. But PLEASE do read this first.

Basic
"Can I call you Bonkers?", one may ask. OF COURSE! Just remember NOT to NOT capitalise the "B" in Bonkers. I am Bonkers, not bonkers. Understand? Get it? Moving on.

What about "The Clown"?
My actual name has been disputed many times, just like Kim jong Il's birth date. According to my official birth certificate, my name is just "Bonkers" (with a capital "B"!). However, my dad claims that he picked the name "Bonkers the Clown" (the exact reason, I don't know...) And to make things worse, my mum says its "Bonkers The Clown". This remains a heated debate, and possibly the longest of its kind.

Anyway, to make things simpler, just call me " B onkers". Or you could call me Sir. Or Babe. ;) And sometimes "Singaporean Bonkers" – though I rather you not.

Other points
If I left you a message on YOUR talk page, reply there, but please do leave me a "Talkback" note, as I most likely WON'T be watching your page. Thank you.

If vice versa, then vice versa. Thank you ;)

Thank you for reading this and have a nice day!