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The Life of Ian Gough
When he was younger he was considered a god among men. the list of achievements he has acomplished:

he killed all the dinasours by asking them to stop eating people which ended in a mass cult suicide of all dinasours. there were rumours of him parting seas unfortunately the event was lost in history only to later appear in the bible iunder a different name one which you are all familiar with moses, also he was the owner of the ark that noah used but was not noah himself.

more facts on the life of ian to come later as not all have been discovered by historians