User:Boontheb

Daashing Facts about the 3 shlookers: Boon the B is not a human, he is a shlooker Boon the B does not speak English, he speaks "Shlanguage" Boon the B has 2 colleagues; Hoon the B, and Riick, all 3 of them daash it rel big on a regular basis. Inter has no meaning, it is but part of "Shlanguage"

History: These three dudes are part of an ancient alliance, it all started which one word. That word, is "Shmango" From there on, names evolved, words were created, and nurakam action went on and on to this day, it still continues. This ancient alliance is called the "Shmassive" The Shmassive's main activities consist of: Daashin it rel big, being inters, throwing things all over the shop and generally annoying the general public! It's super daashing!

Today: Today, the Shmassive are still daashin it, but people are not fans of their shennanigans, they get angry, yet the nurakam-ing continues,.

Nicknames: Originally, there were only 2 members of the Shmassive, Hoon and Boon. Yet they were originally called: Huennerray and Huioff Here is the history of the names: Huioff went to Shoiff, then Shooshishoff, shuntheshoff, shuntheshoffenberry, Shoffenberry, boon, boon b, then boon the b

Huennerray went to Shuenerray, shuenshray, shushuenshray, shuntheshray, shoon, hoon, hoon the noonenberry, hoon the b, big b, shray

Riick started at Sholdershriick then went to Shriick, sheldon, sheldonian, big r, riick, ren the riick, rocker

Its all pretty daashing!!