User:Bootsyacourt

Steve Milligan was born on December 25th, 1943 and was once believed to be Santa Clause. St. Steve (or Steve as he is known in the state of Maine) is a career chef and a super fan of the San Hose Sharks. While attending the university of Truro in Canada he was determined to have an IQ of 195, however once he returned to the United States it was converted to empirical it was determined to actually only be 80.

He has seven (count them, seven) K-tell albums to his name including You're my Maine Squeeze, I Can't Help But Love You're Dirt Bike and Can I Borrow A Feeling.

Steve majored in Klingon and Latin while on scholarship in Sardinia and took part in the repainting of the Sistine Chaple where it is rumoured he included a rudimentary drawing of himself as a man-leopard.

Steve now resides in Kawaii and plays weekends as a Hawaiian slack-key guitarist.