User:Botechtli/periphrasis

A brief argument

 * for your safety, please regard this document before further reading
 * for the least please be sure to wear you a helmet and lab goggles, to reduce the risk of getting your mind blown and eyes seared. (pardon me for the language, but as you can see, I really do care for your well being)
 * Periphrasis of these 6 words “please do not write in periphrasis”
 * If you read till the end thank you, I appreciate it, if not, I understand

WARNING the following contains toxic information which might burn your brain cells within minutes, PLEASE CONSIDER PRIOR TO READING!

This is it
I have perceived from top to bottom of my body which includes from the very top strand of hair that sits sticking on my head at a 86 degrees angle to the very nonrepresentational and abstract sensed heel-print of my left foot, I have come out to choose my foot that is not the right one because for the time being, I haven't gotten the most faint theory come to light inside my central organ of my whole nervous system and herewith I shall articulate with the objects that letters and syllables make up and shall fill you in as in this minute I have a chance to do so and I shall not informally inform to the person that is not me not she nor he but you that I am under every circumstance very conscience-stricken that I find myself to not have found the very acknowledgment for the specific reason I chose my foot that is west of my right foot over the foot that is east to my left foot. In this day and age, as I was going to begin to say in the first sentence, if not me but you would find it okay to toler and be much willing to give not him nor her but me the endorsement to inform|verbalize all the conceptualizations that has hitherto been formed in my organ full of soft nervous tissue contained in the skull of vertebrates, functioning as the coordinating center of sensation and intellectual and nervous activity, I shall be the one most of feeling and showing gratitude with regard to not your catalysts that added to a reaction can increase the reaction rate without getting consumed in the process nor your CD4+ helper cells that has a really great role in your immune system by releasing T cell cytokines to provide a helping hand (although cells do not have hands within them, though your hand is made up of cells) to the activity other cells in the immune system, not them but towards you. If to this moment or second or at this instance the person that is regarding these very objects that make up a sentence and at the same exact duration in which all this has been read and is henceforth is having a not really successful time of keeping up and has already failed to remember the thing that the person who is clicking without impatience on a set of chocolate bar like buttons that has each represent a single character of each letter of the English alphabet which also sits upon something with the similarity to those cards you get for an invitation to a birthday or perhaps even from the birthday itself but not quite although it is foldable, it consists of a monitor that lights up and has to be electrically charged in order to maintain its function..was trying to make out for you all this whole time. I, by most means would have you, who is now in a really unpleasant and miserable state staring and trying to read this, go not to the end of this piece of clumped togethered words of which some not primates, but homo sapiens, would think carefully and try to contemplate whether this shall become officially recognized as not mathematics but literature, please proceed to the top line of this and try to recall on what I was in all my ability trying to make an attempt to start. If to this instance, not your organs of your visual system nor your element that enables you to be aware of the world and your experiences, but you as in a whole, from head to toe, has kept the intent of continuing to make sense of this, I shall take my hat off and clap for you, as you are not impatient and have the brain-functionality to read this in the absence of closing your eyes and failing to respond normally to painful stimuli, due to a state of mental or emotional strain or tension resulting from adverse or very demanding circumstances, which in this case is every object that consists here to make this sentence. I would with all my hollow muscular organ that pumps the blood through my circulatory system by rhythmic contraction and dilation which also possesses within it two atria and two ventricles, like you to not compose a text or work of which this peculiar article was composed. I would wish you to not do this, because for if you till this very instance, the very moment know in which you have almost in the contrary of beginning to read this, if you up to now and including the present time of which you started to peruse this article, do not perceive and are not able to interpret what is meant by this article, I feel and express a strong desire or hope for you to scroll back to the top and read again to find the significance of it.