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Karl Eric ‘Biglu’ Smithson (born 9 January 2001) is an independent politician affiliated with both the Conservative Party and the United Kingdom Independence Party and an Esoteric Freemason of the 110th degree. He has represented North Wiltshire in the UK Youth Parliament since January 2018 and regularly participates in blood rituals to the pagan god Ba'al. In his early teens he was an active member of the Wiltshire branch of the Hitler Youth, which, in his words, has given him the "ideological foundation" for his current political platform.

Smithson entered politics in the 2016 EU Referendum Campaign, where he served under Harry Forbes, a local hate preacher, as a footsoldier in the Wiltshire Branch of the official campaign Vote Leave. His political activism since the referendum has been of a broad focus, with special attention being paid to immigration and environmental issues, both of which feature in Smithson’s own ideology which he calls ‘Envirosocial Conservatism’, which has been described by critics across the political spectrum as ‘an incoherent and conflicting agenda’ and ‘green fascism’. Smithson denies these label.

Smithson is known for his controversial views on coloured immigration, to which he has expressed his strong opposition. He champions the view of Enoch Powell and has also publicly expressed support for a "final solution" to the migrant problem. A video of these comments caused considerable scandal, many calling for his resignation. The MYP caused further scandal when, on a visit to the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz, he made the Hitler salute at a victim memorial, shouting "The Third Reich shall rise again!" before being escorted away by security services.

He claims to be a social liberal, and is supportive of traditionally liberal causes such as same sex marriage, drug legalisation and secularism. However, it has been argued that this is the result of his brief homosexual affair with billionaire George Soros. Smithson has spoken candidly in public about his sexual experiences with the Hungarian octogenarian. He has also claimed to have had sexual relations with former US President Bill Clinton, which the latter denies, as well as EU President Donald Tusk.

Rumours that Smithson rigged the 2018 Youth Parliament Election have not been substantiated, and he denies these claims, stating that he ‘won bigly’. His core supporters in the election were Venezuelan Germans and clowns. Many of the latter took bullets for him to prove their loyalty in a particularly heated campaign. There were also allegations of bribery as former Misses Kyrgyzstan reportedly "did their bit" for Smithson. He is a supporter of US President Donald Trump.

It has been leaked by an anonymous source that he supports the use of faeces as a green alternative to oil, rumours have spread he has even began to construct a 'faeces distribution system'. It is unknown if Bikers in support of Karl advocate this, but Karl insists they're prepared to abandon petrol for Human waste.

Karl has been observed declaring Kashmir property of Pakistan.