User:Bowlfinga/Flailer

Flailer-from the word flail, to act with abandon. Has many meanings; losing something can be called flailed, running around like a chicken with your head cut off usually when high on drugs can be called flailing, someone going crazy would be called a flailer, flail would be a bunch of random stuff that a flailer has amassed. Can also refer to wasting time.

v.To conduct routine daily activities in a spastic manor often resulting in hilarity, expressed usually in degrees of Morley. common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the flail, sometimes their most defining trait.

n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually involves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.