User:Boy asunder

Howdy, all. I live in Portland, Oregon now, after living in Los Angeles, after living in Champaign, Aurora, and Herrin. Not in that order. Unless you go backwards. Then, yes, in that order.

I am a lawyer. Of the patent type. I write patents for the man. In turn, he, Bill that is, gives me money. I spend it on CDs and foods.

I also spend it on Jwo. That's 'cause I love him so. And 'cause he likes foods, too.

I also love tivo. Yes, I'm one of those. Now go out and get it before I have to start tapping my foot expectantly.

I was introduced to Wikipedia by roommate Fullerton. He says he is a sexy genius.

That is all. Thank you very much.

Also, John Gabbey is my best friend. I will go with him to breakfast ... now.