User:Boycool42/Quotes

My favorite quotes from people on Wikipedia
"Not only is it ironic that the leading authority of wikipedia quality standards is wikipedia itself, but also that the top of the pages hints at the fact that the said article might be unreliable."

"Thank you for reading, ignoring, and removing the notice. Your notice of the notice has been noticed, and then restored."

"I guess you... don't want to be congratulated?"

"Today's lesson: if you don't want an editor to blow up at you, don't go onto his talk page and call him a dick."

"Can I buy some pot from you?"

"I WILL add refs."

"I just wanted to drop by and give you my infinite apologies for 'changing information' and adding a duplicate reference. If I ever again I am foolish enough to think that I am scholarly enough to add edit an article about an upcoming movie about a billionaire that dresses up like a bat and solves crimes, I will scour the reference list and compare it to my own. As an act of contrition, I've boiled the hand I used to make the edit in hot lead, while reciting 'I shall not inconvenience more prolific editors, or may God have mercy on my soul' rhythmically at the top of my lungs, and banging a drum with my free, non-editing hand for one hour. Thank you for your time; while I am unworthy I pray for your forgiveness."

"You are the one who broke the rules, and you are the one who is inefficient, abhorrent, and frankly, a cunt. You have lost this argument a long time ago, and if your only response to this is to bombard constructive editors with bad-faith template warnings and accuse admins of bias or conspiracy, then just go ahead and eat about eight pounds of ball bag and stop editing forever. Please."