User:Brada~enwiki

Thomas Harry Braada MBE is known to be the one of the greatest footballer's that ever lived. By the age of 14 he had been awarded European player of the year twice and was nominated International player of the year. On winning his third world cup he retired from football and went to Israel, and i quote, "To discover his roots." On return from his spiritual search the superstar became a Bodybuilder saying that it "Channelled his emotions into one beneficial activity." But at the age of 30 Tom Braada having put on 30 pounds with the added stress that came with his new work, turned to the bottle. On january 2017 he was found unconscious fully naked on the roadside. A kindly mandiscovered him and took him to the nearest shop where they resided until Mr Braada's recovery. But unknown to Tom this shop was where he could really find his way. It was a Porn shop renowned throughout the country. On discovering him they saw his colossal fallus and quickly Tom rose to a star among the porn community. Since his rise to fame Tom has tried to keep himself out of the limelight but it is believed he now resides in sunny LA.