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Grinch Sandwich Recipe
Sorry if I wrote this on October 7, but read this for Christmas. Don't make and/or eat. (this is a joke)

Based off the line in the song: "You're a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!"

What you need
&#42;The only one you need to buy at the store, you can buy the rest or make them yourself for a grinchier sandwich.
 * Four slices of bread (preferably moldy)&#42;
 * Amanita muscaria mushrooms
 * Sauerkraut
 * Xionghuang wine (Chinese wine with realgar in it, they drink it at the Dragon Boat Festival, I assume that's what the sauce is made from)
 * Huangjiu
 * Powdered realgar

Recipe

 * 1) Gather toadstools in forest.
 * 2) Make or buy sauerkraut: | you can read this.
 * 3) Mix huangjiu and realgar or buy the wine.
 * 4) Reduce the wine to make the sauce.
 * 5) Stack bread, toadstools, sauerkraut, and arsenic sauce.
 * 6) Enjoy!