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I Can’t Even is a YouTube video by Sam Tabor, based on a meme of the same name. In this video, Sam Tabor makes fun of girls.

Video Transcript
Oh My Gosh, Stacy.

What, Betty?

Ben totally just texted me right now, and I-

Yeah.

I can’t even.

Can’t even what?

Even. Like, I just can’t even.

Oh, like you literally can’t even.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, what should I say? I’m like so excited to talk to him.

Girl, don’t say anything. Anything.

Nothing?

Anything. Do not say anything.

Like literally nothing.

Yeah.

Why?

Cuz they don’t make you sound interested.

I am interested.

No. No.

Girl, you want to lead him on as much as possible.

But what if he doesn’t text me again?

Oh, he will.

You sure?

Yeah.

OMG he totally text me back!

No way!

Yes.

What?

I literally can’t even!

Me too, girl!

No like literally.

Yeah.

Like you don’t even understand how much I can’t even.

That’s insane!

If there was a scale from one to even, I can’t-

That's a lot.

I literally, literally, so much, right now. and I’m dead.

Wow.

I literally, can’t even.

This isn’t even happening to me and I’m not evening!

OMG I can’t even. OH MY GOODNESS, I AM DEAD!

What?

He sent me a winky face, and I can’t-

A winky?

I’m dying! I literally can’t- Dying!

girl, that’s amazing!

Oh... I can’t... Even... [screams].

I’m seriously dying.

I’m on him.

I’m literally...

Hey Betty, let’s get some Starbucks.