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Dave Peters
Dave Peters is a man of many talents. He is best known for his ground breaking work in kale farming and is known by those closest to him as Dr. Kale. He is presently working on perfecting his world famous Christmas kale loaf recipe which he predicts will become more popular than seasonal fruitcake within the next five to ten years. He is also working with the federal government to ensure that kale farmers get their fair share of the recently passed stimulus package. Mr. Peters stopped briefly last week after meeting with officials on Capitol Hill to take questions from reporters and was quoted as saying, "An abundance of kale is one of the things that has made this country great. It would be a travesty if the KFA (Kale Farmers of America) was forced to close it's doors at this critical time in our nation's history. It is within the government's power to help the KFA, and there is no question that such help is warranted. I have every confidence that we have the support we need on the Hill to make this happen."