User:Bradyman

This page is for information on the great Nintendo Wii bowling champion, Bradyman or his alias Nosredna Nedarb. His alias is used for security purposes only so that losing players don't try to find him and beat the living snot out of him. (whoops did I just say that outloud? crap!)

Bold textBackgroundBold text Nosredna Nedarb was born in the bustling town of New Mfjfshville in the country (that's the name) and enjoyed a pleasant if not average childhood. His parents were average hard working, law-abiding citizens who worked into the wee hours of the morning, making cheap substitutes for pencils. Where is this bowling influence you say? Well, when Nedarb went to Bshfsfbshfsfmjsfmj Institute for the Hopeless, he encountered a Professor by the name of Fsdfch Vddddffgbson. Vddddffgbson was a brilliant man of very few actual words and taught Nedarb all there was to know about the ancient method of movement, bowling. But as an added bonus, as Nedarb was a quick learner, Vddddffgbson taught Nedarb of the mythical weapon called the Nintendo Wii. Yes the legends are true!!!

Bold textEven more background...horay!Bold text After 50 years at the BIH, Nedarb had enough knowledge to go to Harvard. However he decided to go to an old age retirement home, as he wasted much of his life learning how to bowl a strike and now was too old to even be accepted. Anywho after a few weeks of searching for a retirement home that met his skills, Nedarb found The Old Farts. He spent several weeks trying to fit in, but because nobody knew what the heck he was talking about, he had no luck. Finally Nedarb made up his mind that he would bring his Wii into the meeting room at The Old Farts and play bowling to show off his skills. After many of the residents had to adjest their glasses, they saw and realized that Nedarb had skillz. Many wanted his autograph too.

Bold textSpeed up 1234 years later...Bold text Nosredna Nedarb is dead, presumably buried but nobody really knows for sure, nor cares to find out.

And thus concludes the biography of Nosredna Nedarb, the great Nintendo Wii bowling champion. He lived life the way we should all live ours, short and pointless with a hint of patheticness. He was a true role model for the children and inspiration for many future Nintendo Wii bowling champions to come, if there are any. But with modern technology there will be better and more energy efficient weapons, so who knows. All I can say is that if what I just said is true, Nosredna Nedarb, the great Nintendo Wii bowling champion, will be nothing more than a baby with a rattle. Or a mallet. Or a ... Ssssh we can't tell you. Its too FREAKY!

GOODBYE!

And remember: a great man once said "Have your pets spayed or nuetered." I think it was that

announcer guy off the Subway commercial, you know the one with the monkey sub