User:BranStark/Vandalism

Here's a list of some of the funny instances of vandalism I've come across:

1.
"Bullet trains have poo coming out of there wind screens and eat chicken while stabbin a monkey. Thats right fool."

- 90.193.202.213

2.
"The concept of the CN Tower originated from a 1968 desire to build a platform to serve as a large dildo for French Canadians to sit on for their sexual pleasure."

- 149.150.237.50

3.
"Hello Stephen Baldwin here, I would like to know why my changes to my own Wikipedia page are being reversed. Being Stephen Baldwin I of course know the most about myself and I would appreciate it if you allowed me to rectify false information on my page. Love, Stephen Baldwin"

- StephenBaldwin420