User:Brandeneeee

The name is Brandene, He is an ex-student from HCC. Brandene had many talents during his school life at Holy Cross College, Ryde. He was known for his dramatic behaviour in his favourited class of mathematics. Although he showed signs of a smart child, he also had his dumb moments. His moments were brought about and called brandene's "stuff you may have missed", which is a copy of the footy shows stuff u may have missed but was all about brandene. Brandene is like the great "Darren Lockyer", but in a stupid way, Darren's played about 355 games, Brandene's been to school since Yr 7 so thats about over 1000 days of school. Lockyer's represented Australia and Queensland over many years, Brandene's represented stupidness over many years. So you kind of get my drift, Brandene's being compared to the all time great "Lockyer" just in a different perspective.

Some excitements over the past months have occured mostly in maths. His debut for the show "stuff you may have missed" started back in November 2010 when the teacher, Mr Mcormack was talking, this boy Brandene showed a lack of interest by tapping the pencil on the desk repetitively. The teacher went off at him and everyone laughed, but for some reason he still doesn't get the message.

One of Brandene's top moments is a recent event, at the Holy Cross College Graduation mass during the night which occured on the 21st of September. It was 8:15pm that night, each student got called up to receive their folders, they had to walk back a certain way, this brain head, meat head kid got called up, he got his folder, shook hands with the Miss Sheahan(Yr 12 Co-ordinator) and Mr Adam Taylor (HCC Principal). As he started walking off, instead of walking behind the front row like every other student, he decided to bring out his best moments and ruin the night by walking in the front row. Obviously that wasn't the end of the night, Brandene knew that he did something wrong, instead of making the error and walking in the front row, he decided to walk back and return to his seat. To put it in simple terms, he walked, made the mistake, knew that he did something stupid, turned around and went the right way. The funny part of this moment was that he actually reversed back and sat down. Now this moment caught many people's attention, even different countries knew about this moment. But during that moment, there was so much laughter. This moment will never be forgotten!

Another one of Brandene's "stuff you may have missed" moments was back in Years 7,8,9 when he was known as the stink bomb. He actually recieved an award for stink bomb of the year. So Brandene would always sit in class, usually letting farts off at different times. Brandene had different styles, smelly, loud and soft. He usually makes his move when everyones quiet in the room, this is where the dumbness comes in, he farts, people hear it and blame it on him. Since year 7 he's been blamed of any dirty smell or fart that's only if they see a Brandene in the room, well not really, even if Brandene's out at the canteen and students hear or smell a fart in the library, Brandene is still the person responsible.

Another one of Brandene's funniest moments occured not long ago, in maths Mr Mcormack was teaching all the students a new chapter so that they can get a better understanding of the formulas and question and yep only one boy, the names brandene didnt want to learn. This meathead boy decided to tap his pencil repetitively onto the desk, thinking he was playing the brums. The teacher went off at him, still doesn't get the message but was quiet throughout the lesson.

Not long ago, a few students including brandene had a meeting with the Principal, Mr Taylor about them leaving after their major works. So, they walk into class, brandene obviously being the lost one is always in the back of the group, all the boys walk in and suddenly as Brandene's walking in, he bumps into the door. Laughter spreads immediately. Brandene and his stupidity never stops haha!!