User:BrandonBozarth

'''Brandon the athlete. . .'''   Durring the 2002 winter olympic games Brandon entered every event including the team events alone. Durring the decathalon he added a swimming portion just to challenge himself. He still came in twenty minuets ahead of the second place contestant. He continued to amaze the world when he took on Mark Hammil in the figure skating competition and landed the worls first sextupple axel. After winning gold in every event the Olypics comity considered changing the name of the olympics to the Brandons. Brandon Bozarth quickly refused the offer stating that he "Is only a man!" Brandon no focuses on his major league carrers in Baseball, Basketball, and Indoor Soccer. ''' Brandon the Humanitarian. . .'''   In his free time Brandon travels the world helping all who are in need. After the olympics he melted down his gold medals and gave it to the children of Zimbabwe. Durring the Rawanda conflict he personally carried two hundred refugees at one time across the border on his back, while killing over ninety rebels and being shot nine times in the chest. He also participated in the Colombian womens rights movement. Getteing women in that country the right to vote. He personally bought out Martha Stewart's sweatshops in Turkey and turned them into schools for the children who once worked there. Durring the Exon Valdez oil spill he single haddedly licked clean over twentyfive baby Harp seals. Since Brandon does not speak with the press these are the only confirmed stories we have available. However his legend is known and stories of his travels are all around the world.