User:Braniac 5 FAILURE!

How To Get Out of a Doctor's Apointment or Physical for teens & pre-teens with parents-

The idea mostly came from the show Malcom in the Middle. If you don't like doctors like me you should really put this on your computer favorites. My doctor's appointment is 5 hours away. There is always a list of options to get out of something or make a prank. I will write other things like this also. Such as how to stay up late if you are a teen with a mom and dad in the house and how to avoid a bad baby sitter. To get out of a doctor's appointment you must be prepared and follow one of the sulutions below-

1-You may also take notes from the choices if none will work for you.

2-If you have to go somewhere and then go straight to the doctor's wait for when the nurse to leave you in the room for about fifteen minuites, you think you need to go to the restroom (say it to someone that looks over you if they are in the room), go to the restroom and wash your hands(don't dry them, they must be wet) (must still have regualar clothes on), then run out to a chair in a waiting room. If a doctor, not yours comes to you and asks why are your hands wet say you need a change of clothes (you wet your pants). If they have something else to wear, wear it no matter what! If they don't just tell them that your doctor's (you must remember your doctor's name from before some how) his appointment was cancled with you, not knowing who you were and tell him that the person in the room if so doesn't know yet.

3-If you have to go somewhere and then come home for about an hour, put on something you can't go out in and stay in your room. Get marbles in case if one of your parents or guardians come in the room. Put the marbles and spread then all over by your door carfully without being heard. If you have a lock also on your door put it on then still have the marbles in position. If they can't get in because of the lock, you stay home and refuse if they offer you something else as a treat no matter what. If they still get in and the lock doesn't work and they bust in and trip on the marbles, run out the door and lock the restroom door and you must have more marbles with you and a watch to know when your appointment is suppose to be over.

4-Just go to the doctor's and use deffence with your words back, like not taking off your shirt. I think this is to risky. This is a last choice. But it is probaly what I will do.

5-Stay in bed and when your parents try to wake you still pretend your a sleep or lock your door as if an acciedent last night and then stay in bed.