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Bearding
Bearding is an ancient and noble religious experience. Formed in the shade of the majestic Bushing tree bearding has quickly gathered a strong and dedicated following. The notion of bearding has attracted some controversy being linked to the Church of Jebus. The CoJ is an organisation run by orgasmically beautiful women, with amazing hair and large breasts. A small segment of Bearders argue that such an ideal should not be linked to any one organisation. They claim bearding is the embodiment of enlightenment and cannot be defined by any one group. In the latter half of 2008 Bearding became quite popular in Northern England, particularly around Yorkshire.