User:Bri/Paid editing oddities

Dear reader: this probably makes more sense if you have a look at the talkpage of the associated articles.

Sad

 * Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation their work curing malaria and stuff isn't good enough all by itself?
 * Max Planck Institute of Molecular Cell Biology and Genetics ditto
 * Northwest Straits Commission, three sentences about a border commission. Sadly, I probably paid for this more than once.
 * Palomar Mountain, a motorcycle touring magazine? oh dear.

Why bother?
These celebs need to buff up their Wikipedia presence?? Ditto for what I'm sure is some very talented cheerleaders.
 * Mia Farrow
 * Olivia Wilde

WP paid bios is where PR careers go to die

 * Gordon Hensley

Just plain weird

 * Cleret, an award-winning squeegee
 * iFart Mobile, a fart-sound mobile app
 * Mullingstorp, not an IKEA product, but it is Swedish