User:Brian Is Rad

Bollocks.

And suck my cock.

Knock knock.

Who is on the log?

My cousin, but it's a mock.

I bought a bock.

And then asked my doc,

"Can I put this in a crock?

It's oddly, on a dock."

She is wearing a frock,

and it is under a smock,

and says, "No, you sock!"

So I went to a loch,

and thrown it at 3 o'clock.

I ate an eggnog,

It tastes like schlock.

Cause it was overstocked

so they sold it expensive, not.

The memories in my head, locked"and I am still cookin' with a wok."