User:Brian Sweeney

Brian Sweeney is one of the most active bowlers in our time. Currently the age of 15, he hopes to reach the PBA at the age of 16. Most colleges support his active life style and are looking toward inviting him into his school. Just kidding, nobody likes him or wants him. He is a proud supporter of the Gay straight alliance. In his year of the 8th grade he dated the gothic Egyptian Sandra Saad. Saad being a architect familiar to the building of pyramids was able of creating much faster than her Sweeney. Sweeney then resulter to Steroids. After abusing the relationship with hate, lies, drugs, and farm animals, the couple's relationship ended. Sweeney was in the gutter with nothing to get his square head out. After 1 summer of wrist slashing and bowling 125s, sweeney found a savior. This creature that would forever change his life is Kirby. Kirby guided Sweeney to the path of solitude and enlightenment. After a month of hard training, Sweeney learned the proper way to shave his legs. The couple are currently in a commited relationship and love searching for the crystal shards. NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES