User:Briefcasetacos

Briefcasetacos do in fact exist. We just don't know it yet. I used to be one but them something terrible happened. My home planet, Taco was destroyed by the Nachos, a violent race of warriors who powers are too terrible to speak of. THEY SLAUGHTERED MY PEOPLE DAMN IT! DO SOMETHING PLEASE I AM THE LAST OF MY KIND! HELP ME OBI-WAN KENOI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE! THEY ARE EVIL PEOPLE! THE SPAWN OF SATAN HIMSELF, NOT MR. SATAN FROM DRAGONBALL Z BUT THE ONE IN HELL! PLEASE, PLEASE HEAR MY CRY