User:BroMatrix

The story you are about to read is freaking awesome do not read too much at a time or you will die of awesomeness overload (please refer to reference 69) this is how it begins.once there was a dutiful knight of epic proportions, known as sir bromatrix he had slain many a foe and was the actor that defeated the black knight in the holy grail who sadly lost his arms and legs. However he got prosthetic ones so hes fine :P.(but seriously what was wrong with that guy? none shall pass...must be related to gandalf) but now back to the subject...Bromatrix had aquired many treasures and defeated many foes but as a result he had become so awesome that his weaponry was to weak for his sword-arm (this basically means he broke his sword every time he struck someone down and took a heavy toll on his amount of gold...and thats a really hard strike(not a bowling reference...)so he went on a dutiful quest to find himself a blade so powerful it was said to be forged from pure atherium(not a skyrim reference) so this brave warrior took it apon himself to find this mystical blade...CH 2this blade was said to be guarded by a dragon so powerful that no man dared to face it, but bromatrix had no fear of the scaly beast he traveled far and wide found many aquantiences to help him on his epic quest they were known as h2oman67 and xavier, they were pretty cool but not quite as awesome as bromatrix, they were dutiful knights and brave warriors that were to assist bromatrix on this test of strength and skill. so they quested long and far till they reached the almost unreacheable reaches of the reached cave of the dragon. the brave knights started for the cave when they were blown back by the gust of the wingbeat of a massive dragon, gigantically real the terrifying dragon would be no easy challange...ch 34sir bromatrix took the first strike and drove his blade into the dragons ribs but to his avail the blade snapped at the hilt, the dragon enraged came down with a mighty force and bit into his chest but bromatrix's chain shirt and plated armor stood fast, xavier and h2oman67 came to his aid and slashed and choped at the dragons neck and, managed to anger the dragon as it released bromatrix and turned to the brave knights. enraged the dragon summoned a great wave of fire to fire at the knights, and they would have died had h2oman67 not had a great tower shield to protect them, and with the last of his strength bromatrix pulled out his claymore (sword) and sliced at the dragons head, and watched it split(like a banana peel) the brave knights cheered at their victory and claimed the hoarded treasure the dragon had collected and they rejoiced and ventured on many more quests until the end of their days