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Brometheology is the following Brohemuth, the main Bro of Bromenship, A way of life. Bromenship goes back to ancient times when being a Bro meant something. Nowadays people say they are Bros even though they are not. That is what we call a Penteshit. A Penteshit can be anyone, it could even be YOU. Hopefully you are not. If you are guilty of being a Penteshit dont worry there is forgiveness. You must see 9 racks, or 3 vaginas and pray to the Brohemuth for forgiveness.

The Bro Code
The Bro Code is a book which states the rules of Brometheology. The Bro Code is the Bible for lack of a better word for Bromethology os should I say the Guyble ;) The Bro Code has everything you need to be a good bro. Dont be a Penteshit

The Point System Of Forgiveness
The point system is you must see Tits one tit is one point. Two tits two points and so on. A Vagina is worth 3 points. Having sex is 5 points. First base is 1 point. second base is 2 points. Giving 3rd base to a female is 3 points. Receiving 3rd base is 4 points. Getting 3rd base without having to give 3rd base is 5 points. And getting a handy is 2 Points.

PEACE AND HAPPINESS
Being a Bro is all about Peace keep the peace and youll be happy.

Join Our Religion
Join our Religion today and become a bro because being a bro is AWESOME. PLEASE S