User:Brothersoftheumbrella

We are the awesome founders of the BROTHERHOOD/SISTERHOOD OF THE UMBRELLA undefined

. We like to dance to jam out to John Mayer CD's and stay dry from rain. Our heroes consist of Johnny Depp, Chuck Norris, and Bear Grylls. We intend to grow up and become co-presidents, we think this will be alot easier than one president because our decision-making will double in power. Our speech skills are crazy good so if you ever need a speech we can write it up for you (it may make people cry). Alright now that you know who we are and what our amazing abilities are capable of you should know more about what we can do with these amazing abilities and sorta our amazing backrounds. So as you've probably figured out we're pretty much awesome...we like kicking butt and chewing bubble gum, at the same time. What now??? Also if your sitting there reading this and thinking about how stupid we are and how lame we are and blah blah blah...just think to yourself...your the one who's actually taking the time to read this awesome article and who because you are so bored and probably have nothing better to do have bothered to look up the amazing brothersoftheumbrella. I'd also like to point out that we are not like some ritual group who worship umbrellas....if your looking for a group who worships umbrellas please contact a man with the first name mason...just saying. Now my brother and fellow Johnny Depp superfan and I pretty much wrote this page because we wanted to enlighten to world and make them think in a different way. See the way we look at life is like we're putting down the foundation so that way you can build the mansion. We honestly just want to make this world into a place of fun and a place where man and animal and everything in between...like the wild mason can live in harmony. This brotherhood is capable of great things and is more united than the people who are protesting in madison, WI. Oh and i'd just like to tell the whole world that Wisconsin is the best state ever!!!! WHOOO YEA WISCONSIN!!! REPRESENT BABY!!!! Now back to business, as anyone who's reading this and who knows who we are knows...we are awesome people and honestly we're gonna be famous someday, whether you like it or not...chances are you'll like it. We must give a shout out to Rihanna for being our inspiration to make this brotherhood of coolness. Thank you for the amazing song Umbrella. As alot of you are probably thinking that we're some psychotic kids who should be in a mental instution...well that is yet to be determined BUT I can tell you that honestly we just made this page for laughs and giggles..or kicks and giggles...or maybe just because we're cool like that. I would also like to say that our brotherhood is like really cool. And we still want that pink polka dot umbrella...right?? When we're co-presidents or we're just famous or something you can all look back on this and realize..."man they we're awesome even as kids!" Peace out everybody! -Anonymous Brothers of the Umbrella