User:BrownHairedGirl/Incubator — Ballyporeen/Selected article/2



The Great Pyramid of Giza is a one of the world's biggest ancient manmade structures. However, it is little-known, due to its obscure location. It was supposed to be built in Ballyporeen, but a mistyped email in the year 46BC led to it being built somewhere even further east than Carnsore Point, which nobody ever visits.

The resulting loss of employment blighted Ballyporeen's economy for nearly 4 centuries, until the invention in the year 591 of the pop-up electric toaster by Ballyporeen's Queen Cleopatra became the basis of a lucrative export industry. Read more...