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Demetrius (The Gator) Eugene Fields Jr IV was born on May 17 1997. Born to Martha (Bad Bish) Fields and Demetrius Eugene Fields Jr III he spent his formidable years in western Russia where he was trained to fight cocaine bears on the snow covered tundra. At age 7 his family grew bored and decided to move to America to fight an even bigger beast "The American Dream". To better fit into the American society he took on the identity of a 4ft middle aged white woman named Debra Schwartz. He attended William Faberforth High School in southern Nevada where he graduated with honors before accepting an athletic scholarship to the University of Alabama as a 4-star LOLB. He is currently working towards a degree in platypus gender studies.