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= Snorkalism =

What is Snorkalism?
Snorkalism is the ultimate belief of committing sininity in secret in an environment of rules, it is used as a sign of protest against the environment full of rules, It also occurs when people are extremely bored or do not have the energy to be focus (Burnout) or when a person has the sense to be goof around silly.

Why?
Scientist are still not sure why Snorkalism is a phenomenon but to most widely accepted theory about it is the Mikeling's Theory.

In 2002, Scientist and Famous author of The Linchfield. Mr. Luther Mikeling Rothbond proposed that the cause of Snorkalism was because of the chemical Oxidine. He said "Because Oxidine's unique chemical structure, it can tell the brain to activate low amounts ofMelatonin to get the person not too tired, but low energized and also tells the brain to activate the Norepinephrine chemical for anger against this "harsh" and "unfair" environment.

When?
In December 18th, 2000, Luther was with two other friends, Lorthen Onire and Tony Lather were in the Blankenrigde Moon Cafe, Mr Tony was talking about his very disobedient son at school. Ms. Lorthen agreed as she was a teacher of Malston Elementary. that was when Mr. Luther realized that this was a not a simple bratty child matter. but a huge phenomenon.

2 days after the meetup, Mr. Luther toke a few of the children from Malston Elementary to test. One of which was famous from being a little bratty bitch. he researched her and other students and realized that it was chemical production making this happen, but he didn't know.

In December 20th, the anniversary of his research, he decided to take root in the research. he research for a very very long time. At last, in February 2th, Mr. Luther came to the International Scientific Committee to propose this idea. He decided to coined the phenomenon as Snorkalism.