User:BruisedBum

BruisedBum is an anonymous student at St. Bede's Catholic Grammar school.

Espionage is his speciality.

Links to the S.A.S. through family connections mean that BruisedBum can and will use stealth tactics to eliminate an obstacle stopping him from mating with animals and toilet roll tubes.

--Big breasts 17:11, 31 October 2007 (UTC)