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The Cat Man
Gus Gus is an ancient old cat man.

Early Life
Gus Gus' relatives were of the species A. excelsus, also known as an apatosaurus or by the redundant term Brontosaurus. This is what has made him so tall. He was not always as tall as he is now, however. Back in the old days, he was actually shorter than his best friend forever whom we shall call Geef. Although everyone hates to admit it, Evie is probably the funniest guy you'll ever meet. Gus Gus has many names, in fact there are so many that we must list them all so that none of you folks get confused. We will make a different section for that. Please see below. Below, below, below the deep blue sea.

A Man Of Many Names
- Gus Gus - McFleevan - Young moocher - Evie - Eevs - Lyin' Lion More to come...

Hobbies
He enjoys playing with his cat named Keety. He often neglects his loyal dog named Murphy. He works part-time as a nun, running around doing nunny shenanigans. However, he does not make any money from this job. You see, McFleevan is a saint (hence he is a nun...). Furthermore, he chooses to work at no cost because he simply enjoys filling everyone's lives with sunshine. Which is why he chooses not to make any profit from this even though he could actually use some moolah since he is a poor, lowly peasant. NYYYUUUUUMMMMM. Some days, Gus Gus can be found in his backyard sipping a Guinness while texting people to come over and join his bonfire since he is a lonely person. No one ever comes, either. Young moocher is quite incompetent because he believes strongly in the Toronto Blue Jays and consistently hates on The New York Yankees. Romero, Romero, where art thou, Romero?? He is quite the funny fellow.

Soccer
Ah, yes, the most horrid "sport" (if you can even call it that) to exist... Or at least according to this saint. You see, Evie has always hated soccer. But during the 2012 Euro Cup, he has seemingly built up a passionate distaste for it. It burns him, this hate. It burns his soul. If he was a cartoon character, smoke would be pouring out of his ears. Sometimes he acts like a cartoon character. But that is a whole other story, dear children.

Feet
Eevs hates feet. I must agree with him on this. Feet are gnarly things. Feet are... just ugly. Nothing furthermore to add.

His Favourite Person In The Whole Wide World
McGeef. Geef is his bestest friend in the entire universe and his favourite human being (although we are not entirely sure if she is a human, sources were unable to verify this for us because her amazingness is out of this world, so she might be from Pluto). She likes pterodactyls, which Eevs is incapable of spelling. But she forgives him for this, because she is a kindred soul.

His Book
His book will be written in the near future. It will include a foreword by Geef. Look forward to it guys, it's gonna' be freaking awesome.