User:Bryan*the*awesome

Guillermo Bryán Montoya, sometimes known as just Bryán, is a recovering douchebag and was training for the Winter Olympics.

Biography
Guillermo's birthdate is unknown, and when asked, he simply states, "Es mi cumpleaños todos los días." It is known, however, where he is from. Guillermo is from Buenos Aires, Argentina and developed an interest in music at a young age there. He is considered a music prodigy. He lived most of his childhood on the pampas with his father who was a farmer growing soy, wheat, and maize. When Guillermo's father's crops were trampled by a herd of dinosaurs, Guillermo and his father moved to Tennessee in the United States. There, he met American superhero Speed Marie Monroanoke (user:rossxo), and they have been best friends ever since. Guillermo and Speed were training for the next Winter Olympics and were going to compete for America as a bobsleigh team, but Guillermo was being a douchbag and changed Speed's Wikipedia page. So, now they're not. Despite Guillermo's being from Argentina, his Spanish is very poor and can only say "Es mi cumpleaños todos los días" and "Soy la hermanita de Speed porque soy una chica muy bonita."

Religion
Guillermo often talks about being the Aztec god Tlaloc, but I suppose that's better than him thinking the Bible is true story.

The Destroyer of Worlds
Guillermo is also going to be the death of the world.