User:BryanHousley

Bryan Housley was born on October 28th, 1991, and is still alive today, but through this kid's amazing life, he went through many great days. He is a proud owner of a Zune MP3 Player by microsoft, a Sony Limited Edition Renegade Squadron Star Wars PSP, and many other things, however, this awesome, young, handsome, man has gone through too much to even fit on a wikipedia article, so let's get to it.

Bryan Housley is a fun person to be around that is too cool to be called a loser. Wikipedia created a double blind study test, and after that they asked people who they thing is cooler by listening to them talk and out of the three contestants, Bryan Housley was nominated 3 of the 4 attempts. Also, friends of Bryan Housley say that he is a rather fun little fellar to hang out with.

In school he makes everyone get a good laugh, especially in his 9th grade gym class. Bryan Housley was the coolest bugger in that class, coming up with the sickest/funniest ideas to do, such as in scatterball (they called it scatterball which is the same sport as dodgeball, but it's illegal to play that at Bryan's school district), where he always either committed suicide, traded sides to the other team, or used the basketball rack as a barrier to block others from hitting him and winning gym dominatin. However, that wasn't all he did in gym class. His accompanist, P~Man (cannot say his real name for financial reasons) and him always had funny things to do, like pick on this 8th grader who was always acting tough and telling them off. P~man and B~House, always found ways to p-him-o by smashing apples in his locker, drawin swastica's on his books, and just giving him the modern talk down that we today call "throwdown".

After the symester was over, they moved onto Art with their favorite art teacher Ms. C (we can't give out her name due to financial reasons). Bryan got into yo-yo'ing and P'd her O by playing with it all period.