User:Bryan is awesome

- BRYAN STOWELL-

bryan stowell was born and raised in the suburbs of phoenix. he was the first child dubbed in the family as "the favoritest child ever!" by the age of five he was inventing things such as the lightbulb, the model t, and classical works of art such as beethovens ninth symphony. Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, and Beethoven stole these ideas from him before he could go public with all of these. also working very closing with al gore, bryan created the internet. he graduated from harvard with honors at the age of seven and a half. at the age of ten, he was producing and directing hollywood blockbusters like:

1. Titanic- $600,779,824 2. The Dark Knight- $533,184,219 3. Star Wars- $460,935,665 4. Shrek 2- $436,471,036 5. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial- $434,949,459 6. Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace-  $431,065,444 7. Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest- $423,032,628 8. Spider-Man- $403,706,375 9. Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith-  $380,262,555 10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King- $377,019,252

-LATER IN LIFE-

Bryan was moments away from creating world peace when he was detoured by the liberal democrats.