User:BryanxWithxY's

Bryan with a Y (n) (origin unknown)- 1. weirdo who has a "y" instead of "i" 2. loves dropping food in fondue pot so as to take frequent restroom breaks (what he actually does in there is undetermined) 3. an individual who is so jealous of one named VinylHalo that he feels he must give himself extra points for 2 kisses that Jade threw herself at him. 4. a piece of overcooked mushroom that has psychotropic effects when eaten 5. One who spins Vinyl until she is disoriented and loses all control to him. 6. What you get when you multiply 6 by 9 then you subtract 54 which equals 0. 7. one who is constantly laughed with by Jade. 8. and one who as a whole has 23,000 points. Jade 56 Bryan 23,000. 9. Reacts to Jade cuz she's uber rad! 10. A man who loves to give it to shrimp in the, well, you know, but hates tuna....And by shrimp, as it was interpreted by French scholars, to mean Jade(she's quite a small girl who can beat off Bryan's package at the drop of a dime). WTF!!! 11.A man who lies in the fetal position out of intimidation after looking at Halo's myspace page. 12.One who claims to have been at a party when we all know he was at Medieval Times looking for Jim Carrey (seriously B, he was only there to tape a movie...you won't find him there) 13. One who tries to keep Jade (with too much time on her hands) romantically busy since she actually wastes time stalking Jim Carey's whereabouts and spends all day talking to stalkers and child storybook authors on myspace. 14. (wow I never knew Bryan with a Y had so many definitions)One who says he doesn't want to be myspace friends because he can't get over how loved Halo is by dj's, mc's, and basically the world (Vinyl's Friends list reads like the patient list at a hospital for the mentally retarded). I have the mentally illest friends thank you very little. You're just mad cuz you're not one of them...pthhhhh 15. A man who realized the true awesomeness of Jade on said date of 4/7/07 16. One who realized Jade's awesome ability to be a pain in the ass. 17.One who puts the FU in fun. 18. One who dreams about kissing Jade among other things (not kissing other things so to say, doing other things with Jade) 19. An individual with whom Jade always has a great time with..x10 20. FINALLY got kissed by Jade....congrats! 21. F*ck you're hot :0) 22. The dopest thing since crack...may cause eyes to cross and your body to become fiendish