User:Bturnbull 1551

Don "The Legend" Turnbull, simply put, is the man. Don can hurl an orange about a thousand feet, he has 6 or 9 toes on his one foot, I've seen him rip a bears face off wearing nothing but socks and sandals. Don is so much a legend that if he was to lose his moustache he wouldnt even have a physical form. Don stopped the nazis with nothing more than that same moustache. Hey remember that apocalypse that wiped out the human race? No? Don turnbull.