User:Buckshot McGruber

Background
Born in the back woods of Germantown,WI during the infamous 1925 gold rush. Buckshot McGruber is the illigitimate child of Chuck Norris and Xena the warrior princess. He is renowned for starting both the bloods and crypts when he was 5 out of sheer boredom. After being revered as a hero for single handedly knocking down the Berlin wall, he returned home to father his iligitimate son Brett Favre. Only to have his son disown him for also fathering Warren Sapp.

In the summer of 1962 Germantown,WI officially declared November 6th as Buckshot McGruber day. Later they would change this day to sexual awareness day when it was found Buckshot had fathered over 700 kids.

Buckshot is known for both his love of woman and hatred of bad mustaches. It is a proven fact that he is the inspiration for Tom Sellecks mustache.

The Movement
In 1996 Buckshot started the "The Movement" which stands to forcefully conjoin Wisconsin and the upper peninsula of Michigan. He is quoted as saying " For to long that damn chunk of land has ruined our damn mitten!" (usually delivered with an angry scowl).

Hero of War
Little is known about B.M.'s time during world war 2, as he was a double top secret uber spy. What is known is that one fate full night outside of a german brothel he single handedly ended the war. After a long night of keeping his pimp hand strong Buckshot stumbled into the back alley of Scnitz and Giggles fine woman and seafood. There he found Adolf Hitler huffing mustard gas, realizing who it was he had stumbled upon Buckshot quickly gave him his horrifying stinkeye. Hitler was so mortified of this dominant foe that he immediatley ended himself.

Life after War
After the end of world war 2 B.M. found himself once again surrounded by controversy. Having found that B.M. had shared a dark dirty night with both the queen of England and Joseph Stalin's wife and not called back either the next day as promised. Buckshot was quoted as saying "two chicks at once cancel each other out so it never happened.".