User:Bucktownsend/sandbox

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Buck Townsend is a house music Producer from Los Angeles. He is often affiliated with a high sense of paranoia. Born in 1989 to immigrant parents, he quickly traded in his big city life for one of herding cattle and playing acoustic guitar under the moonlight of a million starts for 2.5 hours a night while living in a shack in the San Fernando Valley. Many say Buck is the modern embodiment of the "can I speak to your manager" haircut lady meme. Consistently charting on Beatport, he's had many releases which challenge and encourage the dance floor audience to lose themselves.

WHO DIS
Buck was born in a hospital and the doctors immediately recognized his genius and put some respect on the newborn. He was often celebrated in school by receiving suspensions and awards. Adored my classmates and peers he quickly impregnated several women and subsequently ruined his life. HIs children ultimately saved him from an early demise and became the motivating force to obtain currency. He also broke several bones while participating in a competition for a free travel size deodorant, which he lost.

MUSIC
Nominated for 30 grammy's, none which he was actually nominated for, because he was really a GHOST PRODUCER. He says his favorite gigs are, "Mom Parties". COOL CONTEST RECORDS was started in late 2016 and is currently operating and releasing quality house music.