User:Buell the mule/Lester G. Moore

Lester G. Moore is a girrafe like animal who has a huge neck. His counterpart is a munchkin named John M. His neck is perfectly defined according to michael. However, he cant use his neck becausae of a hit he took to the face by a footBALL. But, when you consider his brother fell out of the shower and broke two toes in that manner, getting hit by aa fottBALL is nothing.

He is classified as follows Kingdom - Animalia Phylum - Chordota Class - UUUHHHH.... Order - long neck Family - Moore Genus - football magnet Species - Lester